\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=1424648677\">Seth Randall\u003c\/a>

Conversation at Work:Person 1: So in the millenium we will all have a urim & thumimPerson 2: Which is an ipadPerson 1: Exactly.

– Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service

\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=1352149953\">Keenan Fogelberg\u003c\/a>

Religion Teacher: How would you describe "Utah Mormons?"Student: Green jello

– Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service

Michelle Peralta

In Police Beat: "A male was reported crawling around by Robison Hall wearing a \u201cghillie\u201d suit \u2014 a type of camouflage clothing designed to resemble heavy foliage. Officers searched the surrounding areas. The suspect was not found."Well of course they couldn't find him – he was wearing camo.

– Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service

Francesca Blas

Religion Professor remininscing about teaching toddlers about roads as a young parent: "See road? Bad. Bad road. Look at grass. Nice grass. Happy grass. Grass has ball and swings. Fun bouncy. See kitty on road? Sad kitty. See? Kitty is flat. Bad road made kitty flat. Wait..don't touch that!!!"

– Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service

ChesLee Call

math 113:Teacher: "Taylor series can be useful in some applications of creating random number generators if you just pick a random spot in the series that doesn't repeat"Student: "well how do you know where to pick?"Teacher: …I don't know, Monkey's rolling dice or something"Student: "Well then why don't we just get the monkey's to roll the dice to be our random number generator and ignore Taylor Series?"Teacher: umm… union laws.

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\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100001999731211\">Bryant Kirkland\u003c\/a>

\u200e"Utah churches are like McDonalds. One on every corner!"

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\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=1459806581\">Erilyn Grace Heintz\u003c\/a>

\u200e"My calves are the things I'm most insecure about besides my personality."

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\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=17829549\">Leslie Moon\u003c\/a>

Girl 1: Being in the medical field would be so scary. Just think: someone's life in your hands! What if you mess up?Girl 2: Yeah, it's like ski rentals.

– Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service

Eliza Andreasen

Outside the JFSB:"I only watch Twilight when I'm feeling rebellious."

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\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/katrina.shultz\">Katrina Shultz\u003c\/a>

girl walking through bookstore on phone: "hey we tried to get you a drink but jamba has been taken over by EFY kids. we were afraid for our lives."

– Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service