Conversation at Work:Person 1: So in the millenium we will all have a urim & thumimPerson 2: Which is an ipadPerson 1: Exactly.

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In Police Beat: "A male was reported crawling around by Robison Hall wearing a \u201cghillie\u201d suit \u2014 a type of camouflage clothing designed to resemble heavy foliage. Officers searched the surrounding areas. The suspect was not found."Well of course they couldn't find him – he was wearing camo.

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math 113:Teacher: "Taylor series can be useful in some applications of creating random number generators if you just pick a random spot in the series that doesn't repeat"Student: "well how do you know where to pick?"Teacher: …I don't know, Monkey's rolling dice or something"Student: "Well then why don't we just get the monkey's to roll the dice to be our random number generator and ignore Taylor Series?"Teacher: umm… union laws.

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\u200e"My calves are the things I'm most insecure about besides my personality."

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Outside the JFSB:"I only watch Twilight when I'm feeling rebellious."

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