Girl running through the freshman tunnel clutching a Creamery grocery bag: I bought alcohol at BYU!!!

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At new student orientation:Y Group Leader: "it's so weird to see old people on campus. or children."Me: "Ya! whenever I see a little kid running around on campus in the middle of the semester I'm like 'what is that?!"Freshman girl: "Your future."

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Dating within your ward is like peeing in a swimming pool. At first it feels great, but then you realize it was just a bad idea.

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Girl 1: Shouldn't you be with your hubby??Girl 2: He's fast asleepGirl 1: Draw something on his face!Girl 2: Where's the sharpie? Girl 1: you could just use make-up so it'd come off easier…Girl 2: Nah! Sharpie!

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