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Two guys walking on campus: Guy 1: Dude, we broke up Guy 2: Why, I thought all was well Guy 1: Well, we were and I asked her to marry me but her dad said no Guy 2: What !!! Why?!! Guy 1: Well first he said she was young Guy 2: How old is she? Guy 1: 18 Guy 2: What and [ READ MORE ]
Him and I… We’re tight, like unto a dish!” – Friend remarking on how close him and his roommate were in Gospell Doctrine. -Kelsey [ READ MORE ]
Overheard @ priesthood: (the discussion was about long term effects of our choices) Guy: It’s like when a woman asks you if the dress makes her look fat. You can say no and make her happy in the short run, or you could say yes and then maybe she would go and lose some weight and [ READ MORE ]