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Craig Foster

Girl: "A Wedding is a terrible way to start a marriage&quot[ READ MORE ]

Freeka Porter

"The milk of human kindness flows through my viens."

"Your personal package frames your message."

"This is the only time during class you get to see my backside as a demonstration."

All these quotes are from my public speaking teacher last night.
If only you could have seen some of the actions that followed[ READ MORE ]

J.J. Despain

Guy: "You were probably up all night reading your scriptures and praying. I used to have that same problem.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Nicole Okeson

"You don't need a spring break so you can go fornicate in Mexico&quot[ READ MORE ]

Arianne Glick

French and Italian Cinema- "Life is not always brownies and lemonade. Sometimes you get a little poo thrown at you!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Madison

girl in the bookstore: "i know all the continents in Africa!&quot[ READ MORE ]

J.J. Despain

Guy on the phone (angrily): "You need to pick up the phone when I call you.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Joe Winkler

Engineer in the CAEDM: "We should make a CAEDM singles website&quot[ READ MORE ]

J.J. Despain

Guy on BYU football team after spring practice: "Hey, have you seen my brother? He just got back from his mission."
Girl (laughing): "Haha, your wife already talked to me about that."
Guy: "He's big and strong...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Debbie Neal

Guy: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!?!?"
Girl: "Oh thank you!"
Guy: "Hecks yeah!! I got the right day!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward