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Logan Kolby Daniels

P of GP class: Proffessor responding to some question
Professor: I'll get exalted come back and let you know
Student: Could you hurry that up for us[ READ MORE ]

Logan Kolby Daniels

P of GP class: dealing with a word difference in abraham and genesis about getting or winning souls
Professor:what is the difference between won and gotten
student:(in all seriousness) well won is when you win something and gotten is when you just get it[ READ MORE ]

Serena Nelson

"...I will sin before I become a ministering angel!...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Christina Gail Jelly Roushar

Friend at work: Dang! I haven't kissed anyone for like the whole of the eternities! How lamesauce is that?!?!?![ READ MORE ]

Bryce Romney

Guy 1: Have you realized that the chorus to We're All In This Together doesn't make any sense?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Yeah! It says "We're all in this together. Once we know that we are, we're all stars, and we'll see that we're all in this together." It's a loop.
Guy 2: Oh my gosh, you're so right![ READ MORE ]

Meg N. Hoefflin

Professor: "It looked pretty nice for a communist building. But that's like saying, 'You don't sweat much for a fat girl.'&quot[ READ MORE ]

Madison Parks

Guy to his friend: "You don't have a temple recommend? That's pretty important. You should have one of those&quot[ READ MORE ]

Carlie Christopher

"And then, after I saved her, I was like, 'Hey, you wanna go watch a movie?' So that's what we did."
"What? After you saved her?!"
"Yeah. My dreams are kind of random....&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kelsi Lund

Pretty sure these were two freshman guys.
Guy 1: Have you seen NEW MOON?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: Was it just me or maybe I am going crazy, but didn't Jacob have normal skin in Twilight but super tan skin in New Moon?

Oh my[ READ MORE ]

Erika McIntyre

girl in the bookstore: "i know all the continents in Africa!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward