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\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100001121265325\">Jessi May Tracy\u003c\/a>

EFY session director: What can dating before you're 16 lead to?EFY kid: Um… immortality? – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]

\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=1352149953\">Keenan Fogelberg\u003c\/a>

Religion Teacher: How would you describe "Utah Mormons?"Student: Green jello – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]

Michelle Peralta

In Police Beat: "A male was reported crawling around by Robison Hall wearing a \u201cghillie\u201d suit \u2014 a type of camouflage clothing designed to resemble heavy foliage. Officers searched the surrounding areas. The suspect was not found."Well of course they couldn't find him – he was wearing camo. – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]

Francesca Blas

Religion Professor remininscing about teaching toddlers about roads as a young parent: "See road? Bad. Bad road. Look at grass. Nice grass. Happy grass. Grass has ball and swings. Fun bouncy. See kitty on road? Sad kitty. See? Kitty is flat. Bad road made kitty flat. Wait..don't touch that!!!" – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU [ READ MORE ]

\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100001999731211\">Bryant Kirkland\u003c\/a>

\u200e"Utah churches are like McDonalds. One on every corner!" – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]

ChesLee Call

math 113:Teacher: "Taylor series can be useful in some applications of creating random number generators if you just pick a random spot in the series that doesn't repeat"Student: "well how do you know where to pick?"Teacher: …I don't know, Monkey's rolling dice or something"Student: "Well then why don't we just get the monkey's to roll [ READ MORE ]

\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=1459806581\">Erilyn Grace Heintz\u003c\/a>

\u200e"My calves are the things I'm most insecure about besides my personality." – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]

\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=17829549\">Leslie Moon\u003c\/a>

Girl 1: Being in the medical field would be so scary. Just think: someone's life in your hands! What if you mess up?Girl 2: Yeah, it's like ski rentals. – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]

\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/katrina.shultz\">Katrina Shultz\u003c\/a>

girl walking through bookstore on phone: "hey we tried to get you a drink but jamba has been taken over by EFY kids. we were afraid for our lives." – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]

Eliza Andreasen

Outside the JFSB:"I only watch Twilight when I'm feeling rebellious." – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward