Archive for the ‘ Random ’ Category

The Mental Ward

A teenage girl walked into the Wilk at the first floor entrance: “Dang, it looks like a hospital in here.” - Megan[ READ MORE ]

Ash Tray

Guy on the phone near the testing center: “Well, we could always have you cremated then put your ashes in an ashtray in a gay bar.” - Jason[ READ MORE ]

Santa Flip Off

Friend hangin out at apartment: Being single on Valentine’s Day is like being a Jew and on Christmas Day having Santa flip you off. - Jocelyn[ READ MORE ]

Leggins

Some people talking about how “leggings are not pants” and are “inappropriate.” Guy: “Yeah, but if you get off on a girl wearing leggings, you’ve got bigger problems.” - Erin[ READ MORE ]

Freak Out

Two guys outside the JKB: Guy 1: How’d it go? Guy 2: Oh, his wife took it wonderfully. He was the one that was freaking out the whole time. I didn’t know whose hand to hold! -Hannah[ READ MORE ]

Speed This

Ditzy girl, talking about the Olympic speedskaters: “Why do I hate Koreans so much? I think I’m racist.” - Daxson[ READ MORE ]

Gingerbread

  • February 22nd, 2010
  • Posted in Random

My English Professor. You guys have to try this gingerbread. It is really good. I mean if you took this to a ward dinner everyone would ask you for the recipe good. - Clark[ READ MORE ]

Bite You

Guy talking on the phone, explaining what he would do if his friend didn’t tell him about his date: “I will put something in your water that will make you grow warts that will grow into monsters and bite you.” - Jacob[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward