Archive for the ‘ Funny ’ Category

Eric Collyer

Accounting Professor: "We were true environmentalists. If you walked into our apartment bathroom, we had all kinds of biology experiments growing in there!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Logan Kolby Daniels

BYU DAILY NEWS WEATHER: well we normally don't have clouds this time of day[ READ MORE ]

Launa Marie Lewis

"A little idolatry is good every now and again.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Heather Christine Connor

girl in class: my family just calls me that for short, but my name means "resurrection" in greek.
prof: so, if that means resurrection, does anyone ever call you "res" for short, or maybe "ressy?"
girl: haha, yeah, like, "hey rection!"

the prof got really awkward and moved on....i'm still not sure if the girl introducing[ READ MORE ]

Tom Boyd

In Astronomy, the professor was discussing how electrons orbit the nucleus:

"Yeah, they're kind of like honey bees swarming around their hive! ...Hmmm... that's kind of romantic! I should tell my wife!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Awsum Panther

So tell me BYU right wingers, how is BYU making it manditory to carry
health insurance any different than the new health care law giving
everyone an equal opportunity to see a doctor[ READ MORE ]

Aaron Marsh

Speaker in Civil Engineering Seminar - talking of his son "we thought his wife died in the war in heaven&quot[ READ MORE ]

Sara Shaw

Guest Lecturer: I pull hair from the inner ear of a raccoon[ READ MORE ]

Michael Cummings

In my HR class: "Yes the army is a culture of fear, but it turns people from the smudges they used to be into real studmuffins.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Karin Lund

at the grocery store
girl 1: we need something mexican
girl 2: ooo lets get french bread![ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward