Archive for the ‘ Funny ’ Category

Ross Cunningham

Me to people trying to start political debates on here:

If you wish to demonstrate your abilities to un-think, please...take it elsewhere. Your incessant desires to stir the masses with your support of discussing hot topics are interefering with my need to be entertained by the goings on at BYU.

-Ross[ READ MORE ]

Charles Lambert

I heard that 17 awesome acoustic BYU bands will be playing Saturday at the Covey Center, for only 5 dollars a ticket[ READ MORE ]

Emma Tan

Religion professor: "Moses was in similitude of the Savior, not just in circumstances or his life, but also in physical appearance. So this weekend, when you watch the Ten Commandments, you can look at Charlton Heston and... well..."

Me: (very quietly) "Hottie...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Amy McGreevy

No way! Sarah Palin wouldn't say that! -- some girl at the cannon center[ READ MORE ]

Ashli Vass

Student: "Popular fiction. Read any science fiction lately?"
Professor: "Noooo ... but I know it's out there.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Lauren Ashley Snow

A very passionate guy in the JKB:
"That's SO not true! That's bullcrap, that's BULLCRAP! Jesus had a TON of money!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Craig Yugawa

BoM Prof: "I was at the welfare ranch ... and the cowboy got real angry and shoved me
into the passenger seat. I was a new member! they should have been giving me cookies or something!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Adrian Rockwell

Religion professor is comparing and contrasting the what was considered an "active" Saint in early days and today. In the 1830s, Sunday meetings were held if the weather was nice. Joseph Smith Jr. sometimes went for weeks without attending any meetings. To us being "active" is attending all our meetings. To them being [ READ MORE ]

Jessica Hoffmann

An answer option on my New Testament midterm:
E. Hello. My name is Saul of Tarsus. You killed my doctrine. Prepare to die![ READ MORE ]

Ronald Schoedel

"This place is THE BEST!" (VERY excited guy walking through CougarEat, surveying his dining options)[ READ MORE ]

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