Archive for the ‘ Crazy ’ Category
Friend at work: Dang! I haven't kissed anyone for like the whole of the eternities! How lamesauce is that?!?!?![ READ MORE ]
"...I will sin before I become a ministering angel!..."[ READ MORE ]
Guy to his friend: "You don't have a temple recommend? That's pretty important. You should have one of those"[ READ MORE ]
Professor: "It looked pretty nice for a communist building. But that's like saying, 'You don't sweat much for a fat girl.'"[ READ MORE ]
Guy 1: Have you realized that the chorus to We're All In This Together doesn't make any sense?Guy 2: No...Guy 1: Yeah! It says "We're all in this together. Once we know that we are, we're all stars, and we'll see that we're all in this together." It's a loop.Guy 2: Oh my gosh, you're so right![ READ MORE ]
Pretty sure these were two freshman guys. Guy 1: Have you seen NEW MOON?Guy 2: YeahGuy 1: Was it just me or maybe I am going crazy, but didn't Jacob have normal skin in Twilight but super tan skin in New Moon?Oh my[ READ MORE ]
"And then, after I saved her, I was like, 'Hey, you wanna go watch a movie?' So that's what we did.""What? After you saved her?!""Yeah. My dreams are kind of random...."[ READ MORE ]
girl in the bookstore: "i know all the continents in Africa!"[ READ MORE ]
Girl between classes, "I have everything to make Corn Pizza"[ READ MORE ]
"As far as whether light is a particle or a wave, guys, we have no idea what the hell is going on." --Dr. Migenes, in Astronomy class[ READ MORE ]