Archive for the ‘ Crazy ’ Category

Isaac Miller

in a discusion concerning how when we make a firm commitment is when we get tempted the most.
Friend 1: Now we know how priests feel! "I've taken a vow of celibacy and now all these little boys show up!"
Friend 2: Oh, some of those priests hardly touched those boys![ READ MORE ]

Emma Tan

Religion professor after reading through Brigham Young's (if you know Brigham Young you know it was STRONG and involved a lot of 'you're going to hell') reaction to the apostates claiming that Joseph Smith was a fallen prophet:

Now, Brigham, tell us how you REALLY feel[ READ MORE ]

Jane Marie Smith

A girl tosses a baseball to a boy and yells, "This is like wii baseball!"
Shouldn't it be the other way around[ READ MORE ]

Rachel Lambert

2 boys and a girl are sitting outside the JFSB.
Boy 1: (to girl) You're older, right?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy 2: Yeah, what year did you graduate, again?
Girl: '08.
Boy 1: Yeah, you're old[ READ MORE ]

Brian Parker

3 guys in the terrace in the Wilk:
Guy 1: So I made a black friend today!
Guy 2: Oh really? Sweet! I love black friends!
Guy 3: I used to have a black friend in high school.
Guy 1: Yeah, I had a couple myself. Black people are awesome.
Guy 2: Amen to that![ READ MORE ]

Charles Lambert

I heard Jack Johnson is going to Guitars Unplugged[ READ MORE ]

Lauren Rawe

guy yelling outside a helaman halls dorm: "HEY! Who is single and ready to mingle!?!
girl yelling from her third story window: "I AM!!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Trevor Wylie

"....there's like 80% haitians, so I'll be able to speak to them, 15% hispanics, so I'll be able to speak to them, and 20% everything else........." Kid refering to his mission call to Southern Florida. His math is a bit off, but still exciting[ READ MORE ]

Rachael Sackett

little kid on campus: "Army man!, I just saw and army man!" about me, who is definately an Army girl...haha, made my day...well sort of[ READ MORE ]

Brad Larsen

In EXSC 320 with Dr. Draper: If they're a Ute then damn them to hell[ READ MORE ]

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