Archive for the ‘ Crazy ’ Category
\u200e"How many girls do you think are in love with us by now?" – freshmen guys – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]
Girl running through the freshman tunnel clutching a Creamery grocery bag: I bought alcohol at BYU!!! – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]
\u003cdiv id=\”id_4e58513e60b6d0011910735\” class=\”text_exposed_root-Freshman Boy: (looks at Sarah's nametag) "My girlfriend's name is Sarah."Sarah: "That's awkward."Freshman Boy: "I've never met her."Sarah: …Freshman Boy: "I mean I just met her."\u003cspan class=\”text_exposed_hide-…\u003c\/span>\u003cspan class=\”text_exposed_show-Other Freshman Boy: "Man, you did it wrong."Freshman Boy: "Nevermind." (walks away)\u003c\/span>\u003cspan class=\”text_exposed_hide-\u003cspan class=\”text_exposed_link-\u003ca onclick=\”CSS.addClass($("id_4e58513e60b6d0011910735"), "text_exposed");-See More\u003c\/span>\u003c\/span>\u003c\/div> – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]
Freshman at NSO:"Yeah, I wanted to come here so that I could get out of the bubble of my home-town. There's just so many Mormons there."Going to BYU is obviously the solution. – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]
At new student orientation:Y Group Leader: "it's so weird to see old people on campus. or children."Me: "Ya! whenever I see a little kid running around on campus in the middle of the semester I'm like 'what is that?!"Freshman girl: "Your future." – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]
Guy waiting to cross the street: "I like girls who wear tie-dye shirts."Girl wearing tie-dye: "Subtle, really subtle." – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]
Dating within your ward is like peeing in a swimming pool. At first it feels great, but then you realize it was just a bad idea. – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]
Girl 1: Shouldn't you be with your hubby??Girl 2: He's fast asleepGirl 1: Draw something on his face!Girl 2: Where's the sharpie? Girl 1: you could just use make-up so it'd come off easier…Girl 2: Nah! Sharpie! – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]
Young girl talking to her friend with the expression of a dawning epiphany: "You know… girls know a lot more about boys than boys know about girls." – Delivered by Overheard @ BYU service[ READ MORE ]