Archive for the ‘ Crazy ’ Category

Pink Pirates

“I really hate lipstick, but it’s more Piratey.” - Tim[ READ MORE ]

Space Godzilla

“I just figured out a way to make anything better… add ‘space’ to it.” “Food vs Space Food! Space food totally wins.” “Yeah, so Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla…” “Space Godzilla wins of course, how could he not?” - Cam[ READ MORE ]

Twister

2 guys sitting at a table: Guy 1: So are you going to the party tonight? I hear its going to be insane Guy 2 (perking up a little): Seriously! i was beginning to think people in Utah didn’t know how to throw a “real” party! Guy 1: I know right! this things going to [ READ MORE ]

Make Out

“Where do you guys go to make out around here? Do you just chill in the lobby?” – Girl with her boyfriend to another couple. - Nate[ READ MORE ]

Ash Tray

Guy on the phone near the testing center: “Well, we could always have you cremated then put your ashes in an ashtray in a gay bar.” - Jason[ READ MORE ]

Freak Out

Two guys outside the JKB: Guy 1: How’d it go? Guy 2: Oh, his wife took it wonderfully. He was the one that was freaking out the whole time. I didn’t know whose hand to hold! -Hannah[ READ MORE ]

Bite You

Guy talking on the phone, explaining what he would do if his friend didn’t tell him about his date: “I will put something in your water that will make you grow warts that will grow into monsters and bite you.” - Jacob[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward