Archive for October, 2010
Girl 1: "So who spoke at devo today?" -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Girl 2: "I have no idea but he had the greatest accent!"
In Bio 100: TA- "I'm not a parent yet, but the way I see it they will sacrifice anything to help us be the best we can be." Male Teacher- "Just wait 'til you are a parent." Other TA- "She is talking about mothers..." -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Some girls walking behind me were talking about a couple breaking up. One of them said " I've never been broken up with-I've always been the broker" -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Bio 100: "During my mission, I think I read an article by Dallin H. Oaks that said that life began in Inception. I mean in contraception... Wrong movie." -- Delivered by Feed43 service
In Bio Class -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Student talking about stem cell research: "According to Elder Oaks' article, life begins at Inception"
Brother Bott: You guys are stupid. You don't enter into an eternal covenant with a peck, you sock it to them! -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Professor talking about kissing during the marriage ceremony: "you don't make an eternal promise with a kiss, really sock it to them." -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Bio 100 Prof "I am married who cares what I look like" -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Physics 222 professor was writing a quantum wave equation on the board. A student noticed an error: "Brother Turley, you forgot the i" to which to professor responded: "oh yeah. The i's imaginary." -- Delivered by Feed43 service