Archive for September 8th, 2010
Professor: Get your I-phones out and punch the time travel app... -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Woman standing holding her baby girl, "We should name our first son Clyde after the Clyde Building." -- Delivered by Feed43 service
in a CPSE class. A girl was answering a question: "I got the sense that...hold on there's a spider. I'm gonna kill it..." (she smacks the table with the water bottle and goes on talking about assessment like nothing happened.) -- Delivered by Feed43 service
One roommate to the other while he was playing Smash Brothers. -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Roommate 1: Why is an armidallo chasing you?
Roommate 2: Actually, that's suppose to be Pikachu.
Slow and steady wins the race, in swiping your ID card, and also in love. -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Friend at work: What is cornstarch made out of? Flour? -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Me: Corn...
Friend: Oh! Haha, duh...
Outside the JKB/HFAC on the lawn: One girl to her friend as they part - -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Girl 1:"Bye, see you later!"
Girl 2: "Keep the commandments!!"
Today in my French class my teacher asked us if we'd had anything exciting happen over our weekend. One girl said she got to talk to a really cute guy, and she and the teacher started talked about him for a moment. Suddenly a guy in class bursts out, "I thought we weren't going to talk about that!" -- Delivered by Feed43 service
"It's sad when even your computer falls asleep in class." -Professor Halverson. -- Delivered by Feed43 service
After a student asked a really complex question about Java coding while trying to show off, Professor Seppi replied "That's just evil and I'll slap you if you do it."
Brother Johnson: "One time I was at the grocery store and a gal was checkin...