Archive for September 3rd, 2010
A link to the other "Overheard at BYU..." http://www.facebook.com/pages/Overheard- -- Delivered by Feed43 service
A link to the other "Overheard at BYU..." http://www.facebook.com/pages/Overheard- -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Brother Bott talking about Celestial Marriage: -- Delivered by Feed43 service
" Don't make eternal covenants with a peck. Sock it to her! I hate when the guy just gives her a peck. Don't be worried about your mom watching, you're in the presence of God, angels and witnesses for heavens sake!"
Kids at 5:00 a.m. work: -- Delivered by Feed43 service
girl: "Where is the knife?" (asks about four different times while looking for it.)
girl 2: "In the bread?"
girl: "Oh" (the knife was tucked snugly into a loaf of baguette bread.)
dude on a phone- "If the Bishop lies to you in an interview, it is ok for you to lie to the bishop in an interview." -- Delivered by Feed43 service
In the Classifieds - Help Wanted section of The Daily Universe: PT MOTHERS assistant. Just noticing the bolded part made me do a double take. -- Delivered by Feed43 service
I saw a sign in the Bookstore: "More $ for your textbooks". I thought "boy, is that ever true"; then I realized it was talking about textbook sellbacks. -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Literature professor, humorously: "I’m looking forward to retiring in two or three years so I can write all the books that you people have prevented me from writing up to this point." -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Bio Prof: your children will be the story problems from hell! -- Delivered by Feed43 service