Archive for September 1st, 2010
A link to the other "Overheard at BYU..." http://www.facebook.com/pages/Overheard- -- Delivered by Feed43 service
A girl near the Benson building, "I don't understand vegetarians, why would you eat something like plants, which give us oxygen gas that we breathe instead of cows which give us carbon dioxide, which kills us?" -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Two woman talking. -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Woman 1: ...he's my home teacher.
Woman 2: (laughs) Well, I married the bus driver.
"I know for a FACT today is NOT your birthday, you dirty rotten sack of poo!" -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Guy 1: What's in there? -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Guy 2: Marriage and Family.
Guy 1: Weird. . .
Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories." -- Delivered by Feed43 service
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i...
A guy in my Food Science lecture was clipping his nails .... so all you would hear ever few seconds was the loud..click..noise.. i hope he used a garbage can. -- Delivered by Feed43 service
boy on phone: "...and I totally danced the rumba with my mission president's wife!" -- Delivered by Feed43 service
at a men's volleyball game last week a guy leans over and asks me (sorry if you read this by the way :) "Why is one of their players on our team, and one of our on theirs?" To which I responded... "They aren't on the other team, our team captains wear the opposite colors so that people will know they are the captain"..... -- Delivered by Feed43 service
during a board game where you write the answers: "wink wink" was added to the end of the answer, and an international student didn't understand what that meant, so we explained that it was hinting, or kind of suggestive, and her boyfriend who is also foreign said, good thing I can't wink. On the way home, another fir... -- Delivered by Feed43 service