Archive for August 31st, 2010
Flirting tips from Callie Petterborg and Humor U: http://www.youtube.com/user/theofficial[ READ MORE ]
To two guys somewhere outside my apartment window:"Good luck being straight, you two!"[ READ MORE ]
We were supposed to stand up and introduce ourselves today in one of my classes. Here are two quotes from two different girls."I'm not married...that will change""I want to do speech pathology if I'm not married before my doctorate" (I guess you can't be married and get a doctorate. Glad I learned this now!)[ READ MORE ]
One guy to another: "So they haven't decided yet but, they're thinking some kind of sci-fi name for the baby..."[ READ MORE ]
"How are you?""Married!!!"[ READ MORE ]
Professor: "You will discover throughout the course of the semester that I have a great love of monkeys."[ READ MORE ]
Girl sitting next to me in my anthropology lecture: "Whoa! Did you know that one of your thumbs is bigger than the other?"(It's true.)[ READ MORE ]