Archive for July 30th, 2010
Me: "Bacon is God's greatest gift to man..."Bill (my roommate): "Yeah, that's why he couldn't let the Jews have it..."[ READ MORE ]
"Am I on fire?" - Prof. Skinner [ READ MORE ]
boy in Wilk hits his sistermom: SON! we do NOT hit other children of Godson: good thing I'm not a child of God and I'm a dinorsaur....rawr![ READ MORE ]
"I like Provo, I feel safe here, not much chicken here.""What??""At home, if I'm in a neighborhood with lots of chicken joints, I lock the car door."[ READ MORE ]
Two girls talking:1: You know, I realized I don't like boys anymore.2: Really?? You mean...?1: Yeah, I don't like boys - I like MEN. I will now date men, not boys.2: It's about time you actually jumped on board with the rest of us women, you know[ READ MORE ]
60 year old woman asks a mother holding her baby how old the baby is. The mother replies that the baby is 3 months old. The 60 year old woman says, "Oh, I have a grandson that age!" And they were both sitting in the same humanities class at BYU. hahaha[ READ MORE ]