Archive for July 28th, 2010
"Am I on fire?" - Prof. Skinner [ READ MORE ]
me: yeah i go brigham young university.friend: Ahhh yes... breed-em'-young university... good school[ READ MORE ]
My roommate telling me about his day at BestBuy: "dude, someone tried to Jack off an X-Box today" (... long pause as I try to figure out the physics of it...) "Uhh, I probably could've worded that better"[ READ MORE ]
'How do you tell someone, "I had a dream that Tom Cruise ate you."' ... possibly with a shot of tequila? or better yet... you don't[ READ MORE ]