Archive for July 27th, 2010
"Am I on fire?" - Prof. Skinner [ READ MORE ]
girl at HFAC: "the play I was in had a few swear-words in it, but Julie B. Beck saw it and liked it, so it must be okay. "[ READ MORE ]
Phys Ed Proffessor : What is splonking? It sounds like something you need to do with protection[ READ MORE ]
Same freshman girl, sitting by two guys. Girl to guy #1: I like how I was trying to seduce you, and now I'm trying to seduce him[ READ MORE ]
While climbing to the Y for FHE, we stopped and had a short thought on going to spiritual higher ground.Guy: You see, God is on the top of the mountain, and we are going towards Him. And Satan is.... down there (indicates valley).Girl: At [ READ MORE ]