Archive for July 24th, 2010
Couple standing next to the duck pond breaking up...Guy: "What did i do wrong!"Girl: "You make me feel like a penguin!"Guy: "What's that suppose to mean?"[ READ MORE ]
Girl 1: "She's stuck between her family and her husband, and that's a really hard place to be."Girl 2: "Well... I just finished reading Eclipse, and..." proceeds to liken the book to the aforementioned situation[ READ MORE ]
"Am I on fire?" - Prof. Skinner [ READ MORE ]
Student in the math lab: "You know when you're telling old scout camp stories that the date is not going too well."[ READ MORE ]
At the Cooldown:"Yeah! Cosmo's on our team!""Cosmo...so that's the cat's name?""...Dude. That's not a CAT!"[ READ MORE ]
girl: "my body is a temple and you don't have a reccomend!"guy: "well there's always a visitor's center...."[ READ MORE ]