Archive for July 14th, 2010
Two Friends:Guy: Or we could go watch Eclipse. Bleh.Girl: I can just imagine. Plot. Makeout scene. Plot. Makeout scene. Lack of plot. Makeout scene[ READ MORE ]
Setting: 2 BYU visitors go to take the elevator near Taco Bell, there is an EFY counselor sitting in front of "Go Up" button. When the 2 visitors approach the elevators, the EFY person hits the button for them.Uncomfortable silenceOne of the visitors: "So, is this a campus job?"[ READ MORE ]
"Am I on fire?" - Prof. Skinner [ READ MORE ]
Today while sitting in chemistry I noticed that the guy in front of me was looking at a website titled "how to get rid of hickies"I then noticed two huge ones on his neck...and no ring on his finger![ READ MORE ]
Heard while standing in line behind a mob of EFY kids at Jamba Juice:Girl: So how many college kids have given you dirty looks today?Guy: I lost count after [ READ MORE ]