Archive for July 13th, 2010
"Am I on fire?" - Prof. Skinner [ READ MORE ]
"she probably wouldn't shower for the second coming"[ READ MORE ]
During Spanish oral exams last week. *Profe walks out with next group*Girl: Past the point of no return -no backward glances. Our games of make believe are at an end... (she isn't quiet, btw)*profe walks in, girl is silent, profe walks back out...*Girl: Past the point of no return, the final threshold. What warm, unspo[ READ MORE ]
"I'm a terrible stalker"[ READ MORE ]
Guy: Will you pour me some water in my cup?Girl: (At the fridge) I'm not a domestic[ READ MORE ]
Cami: "Guys... it looks like I'm gonna have to leave..."Me: "What's up?"Cami: "My computer is about to die on me, and I don't have a charger."Rob: "Well, I suppose you could use paper and pen... you know... like poor people..."[ READ MORE ]