Archive for July 10th, 2010
Long time listener, first time caller:(Out in the parking lot of my apartment complex)"LICK HER FACE!!! LICK HER FACE!!!"[ READ MORE ]
"Am I on fire?" - Prof. Skinner [ READ MORE ]
A girl near the Benson building, "I don't understand vegetarians, why would you eat something like plants, which give us oxygen gas that we breathe instead of cows which give us carbon dioxide, which kills us?"[ READ MORE ]
"I know for a FACT today is NOT your birthday, you dirty rotten sack of poo!"[ READ MORE ]
Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]
boy on phone: "...and I totally danced the rumba with my mission president's wife!"[ READ MORE ]
during a board game where you write the answers: "wink wink" was added to the end of the answer, and an international student didn't understand what that meant, so we explained that it was hinting, or kind of suggestive, and her boyfriend who is also foreign said, good thing I can't wink. On the way home, another fir[ READ MORE ]
"It's better to shoot for the stars and miss, than to shoot for the mud and make it." -Prof. Eric Edwards[ READ MORE ]
While watching Andrea bocelli singroomate one:he always sings with his eyes closed.roomate two: Thats cus he's blind!"[ READ MORE ]