Archive for July 4th, 2010
"So you should all repent and make sacrifices to Aphrodite!" Professor Simmons (Greek and Roman Lit) on how to find intimate other[ READ MORE ]
While watching X-Files with some friends one kids stops and says, "Here's an important thing: If you put the root beer in first and then the ice cream, it won't foam as much."[ READ MORE ]
girl to a guy on the way to Stadium of Fire, "I don't even know what 'diversity' means. And why do we have it?"[ READ MORE ]