Archive for July 3rd, 2010
"So you should all repent and make sacrifices to Aphrodite!" Professor Simmons (Greek and Roman Lit) on how to find intimate other[ READ MORE ]
So there is this couple sitting on the grass outside a BYU approved complex, trying to have a romatic moment, and the guy says, "So this one time I read the Book of Mormon in five days." What the[ READ MORE ]
Stadium of Fire...A little boy starts picking leaves off a bush next to the stadium. His mom tells him to stop and says, "This is BYU, everything is sacred!"[ READ MORE ]
"How many teeth do you have in your mouth, like 12?""psh no! It's more than that!""Shut up, I didn't take anatomy!"[ READ MORE ]