Not overheard on BYU, but on Twitter:

Kid: "Seven deer in our backyard. Cool."
Kid's mom: "Are they eating our raspberries?!"
Kid: "Yup. And the chickens, too. Oh my GOSH! They just at JOSHUA!!!!! NOW THEY'RE EATING THE HOUSE!!! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?! HELP!! GAAaah *dies*