Archive for April 20th, 2010
during a board game where you write the answers: "wink wink" was added to the end of the answer, and an international student didn't understand what that meant, so we explained that it was hinting, or kind of suggestive, and her boyfriend who is also foreign said, good thing I can't wink. On the way home, another fir[ READ MORE ]
Walking to church. "Cake face. You know the girl that wore so much makeup that it was like she frosted a cake on her face..." Too bad I didn't catch the rest of that conversation[ READ MORE ]
poetry assignment- "I would just write 'Taylor Lautner.' There! Poetry!"[ READ MORE ]
"Man, this semester is really taking its toll. I found 2 grey hairs on my arm today...oh wait, there's another one. Three."[ READ MORE ]
in the HBLL, a guy hollered to a security guard who was leaving, "Thank you for protecting us from the bad guys!"[ READ MORE ]
Cs are not outer darkness[ READ MORE ]