Archive for April 19th, 2010
Girl outside the HBLL - "If you see a pre-mi wearing skinny jeans, giant trendy headphones, or a fashion scarf, you know he's from Helaman Halls."[ READ MORE ]
Guy talking to a girl: "I was a strategic pooper..."[ READ MORE ]
In the terrace at the Wilk:* someone sneezes* Random guy at a table across the terrace: "BLESSINGS!"[ READ MORE ]
girl on phone: "i wish i'd known byu was hard before i got here..."[ READ MORE ]
girl one: *blows on hand then smears it down window*girl two: What are you doing?girl one: I'm trying to make the Titanic hand![ READ MORE ]
during a board game where you write the answers: "wink wink" was added to the end of the answer, and an international student didn't understand what that meant, so we explained that it was hinting, or kind of suggestive, and her boyfriend who is also foreign said, good thing I can't wink. On the way home, another fir[ READ MORE ]
Creative writing professor: "Nothing’s more annoying for an aspiring writer like myself than a lawyer who does it on the side."[ READ MORE ]
On one particular day, my British literature professor forgot to come to class! Here's the email he sent us--totally cracked me up:Subject: Oh dear!Dear 292 Students,I apologize for missing class this afternoon. I’d like to have a glorious excuse, but the truth is that I just got carried away in my work and lost track[ READ MORE ]