Archive for April 18th, 2010
Right before ward prayer:"Phew, it's hotter than Satan's breath up here!"[ READ MORE ]
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during a board game where you write the answers: "wink wink" was added to the end of the answer, and an international student didn't understand what that meant, so we explained that it was hinting, or kind of suggestive, and her boyfriend who is also foreign said, good thing I can't wink. On the way home, another fir[ READ MORE ]
Just now in my apartment.roommate: "I thought you were ticklish right here"dude: "only when somebody breathes on me or licks my ear."[ READ MORE ]
"I think I want to serve better-than-sex-cake at my farewell luncheon but call it after-mission-motivation-cake"[ READ MORE ]
Speaker on Valentine's Day: "The bishop threw me for a loop; I thought he'd want me to speak on the new & everlasting covenant."[ READ MORE ]
guy giving his testimony in church today: "I am really thankful for satan now"[ READ MORE ]