Archive for April 16th, 2010
during a board game where you write the answers: "wink wink" was added to the end of the answer, and an international student didn't understand what that meant, so we explained that it was hinting, or kind of suggestive, and her boyfriend who is also foreign said, good thing I can't wink. On the way home, another fir[ READ MORE ]
At the end of creative writing class, before a weekend when we would have no extra homework besides our nonfiction essays...Professor: "That should be enough time to plan it, maybe get into trouble over the weekend so you have something to write about…whatever it takes."[ READ MORE ]
OH MY GOSH, HILRIOUS QUOTE FROM Overheard @ BYU "Dishes are like boyfriends. No one should be doing yours."[ READ MORE ]
You're so nice! You always share your balls with everyone[ READ MORE ]
One of my roomies: "BYU: Where the girls are girls and the boys are too."[ READ MORE ]
Three guys in a hot tub. One guy (claims to be a senior; looks like a freshman) says to the others:I'm surprised I made it through BYU without getting married. Frankly, me and my friend were surprised too. And laughing hard in our minds[ READ MORE ]
my friend parked at the Wilk for a moment to return a movie and when she came back out, a campus cop was writing a ticket for her car. All of a sudden, Cosmo came out of nowhere and tackled the cop to the ground. A male cheerleader was with Cosmo and said to my friend, "Cosmo's got your back!" and then Cosmo and the [ READ MORE ]
Breaking News: HARVEY UNGA IS WITHDRAWING FROM SCHOOL http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=272&sid[ READ MORE ]