Archive for April 14th, 2010
Professor on scheduled finals: "Take the wedding and take the F."Boy reading a text out loud: "He says he can't come because he has H.W. That must stand for Herpes Whoa!"[ READ MORE ]
Guy in the Wilk: I would have the craziest bras!Later in the conversation: Wait...aren't I supposed to be on top of you[ READ MORE ]
during a board game where you write the answers: "wink wink" was added to the end of the answer, and an international student didn't understand what that meant, so we explained that it was hinting, or kind of suggestive, and her boyfriend who is also foreign said, good thing I can't wink. On the way home, another fir[ READ MORE ]
A guy and a girl walking in the library:Guy: *talking about how all his guy friends are getting married and how he is still single*Girl: You see... the key to getting married is GOING ON DATES![ READ MORE ]
girl outside of the JFSB around 4:00- "Have I been studying since 9:30? Yes. Do I want to kill myself? Yes."[ READ MORE ]
"Where the HELL is my justin bieber cd?!!?!?"[ READ MORE ]
Guy 1: I studied for like 8 hours today!Guy 2: WHY? You take today off and study tomorrow! That's why they gave us TWO reading days!![ READ MORE ]