Archive for April 13th, 2010
Student to Professor: "You look different. Did you get your hair did?"Come on now, we're in college. At least try to use correct grammer[ READ MORE ]
Walking through the Bookstore, watching the "Up" short film with the clouds. The cloud gets angry and shoots lighting.The girl behind me: "Wow, I wish every time I got angry lighting would shoot out of my butt."[ READ MORE ]
Guy 1: Yea dude you should totally go down to Brazil sometime!Guy 2: Why? I don't even speak Spanish.........Your point[ READ MORE ]
during a board game where you write the answers: "wink wink" was added to the end of the answer, and an international student didn't understand what that meant, so we explained that it was hinting, or kind of suggestive, and her boyfriend who is also foreign said, good thing I can't wink. On the way home, another fir[ READ MORE ]
My Theoretical Foundations Teacher:"I guess I need to be careful what I say, because you students actually write what we professors say down..." too right! [ READ MORE ]
"He is such a kid. Sometimes I feel like I married my first child." -Child. Lit. class[ READ MORE ]
At work today: I think I put the drugs over there[ READ MORE ]
two boys talking in Wyview:A: Nobody should talk on the phone in the bathroom - that's just wrong!!B: What?! It only takes one hand to place a call...They then see me and laugh nervously - what do you all think? awkward, or normal[ READ MORE ]
