Archive for April 12th, 2010
in helaman halls:girl 1: "he's really cute and i like him a lot but i just learned he's an econ major...."girl 2: "uhhh dealbreaker"[ READ MORE ]
Prof. Whisenant, explaining about dumb citation format: but you know what? you don't really have to do this, because, well.....ummm.....yeah, it's kind of a pain in the arse.(10 minutes later)Prof Whisenant, pointing at a citation: and what is this?Logan: .......a pain in the arse[ READ MORE ]
Heard across the parking lot:EQP: Thats what she said.Girl 1: Did the Elders Quorum President just make a 'thats what she said' joke?Girl 2: No, I think he meant it for real.Girl 1: Oh[ READ MORE ]
Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]
