Archive for April 12th, 2010

Elise McAllister

I was in the Talmage, and unfortunately sitting next to a couple who started smooching on the couch. They stopped for a minute, because the boy had to sneeze, and then the girl says "What? awe you awergic too my kissies?" (are you allergic to my kissies?)[ READ MORE ]

Kyle Stewart

Girl explains to her friends that she wants to have a "real first kiss for once", not necesarily a peck, but she doesn't want the guy to try making out with her on the first kiss. Friend says to her: "You do know this is BYU, someone is probably evesdropping on us right now.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Allison

Guy in my dorm, "I went to the store with you guys to get five hour energy so i could stay up all night and write my paper. but now i'm playing Legolas with you... again.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kelsey

boy on phone: "...and I totally danced the rumba with my mission president's wife!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Chuck

boy on phone: "...and I totally danced the rumba with my mission president's wife!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tasha Hinton

I was walking down the stairs to the laundry room tonight when some guys from my ward walked up. One of them exclaimed, "Oh, you poor sister in Zion!" and grabbed the laundry basket out of my hands and carried it all the way down to the laundry room. Made my day [ READ MORE ]

Kimberly Heuer

Stake speaker in sacrament meeting: "Once, when we were young our family took a trip in the motorhome and were in the parking lot of the temple. The boys were playing ball outside, and the girls were inside the motorhome. All of the sudden we heard this loud voice, and it penetrated right through the walls of the moto[ READ MORE ]

Nigel Goodwin

girl on her phone walking through campus: "yeah, i ran outside and started talking to her and then realized i didn't have any pants on! and her boyfriend was standing right there!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Whitney Ward Bascom

Prof: "BYU keeps telling me to give out worse grades and I tell them, I have tenure!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ashli Vass

"If I were Satan, Elder Holland would scare the crap out of me.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward