Archive for April 11th, 2010
You're going to make me sacrifice these strawberries for your fake kung fu[ READ MORE ]
"Ugh I am SO ready to escape from this library PRISON!"[ READ MORE ]
Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]