Archive for April 11th, 2010

Jessica Vavrinec

"Every night before Satan goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Elder Holland.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Candice Bellows

Grammar professor: "Lots of handbooks tell you that you should get rid of all your 'thats' and 'whiches' because they're wordy. That's like saying we should get rid of all the stop signs because they're cluttering up the environment. Then things happen.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Andrew Tyus

Overheard at the Cannon Center-
Guy 1: Alright I'm off to the testing center.
Guy 2: May the force be with you
Guy 1: Ha. I hope my midichlorian count is high tonight[ READ MORE ]

Robin Rodgers

Relieved to see that my epically wrong answer in archaeology on friday has not appeared on Overheard @ BYU[ READ MORE ]

Jeff Yeager

"Satan and Jesus would tag team before Wolverine and Sabertooth."

A discussion critiquing "X-Men Wolverine: Origins&quot[ READ MORE ]

Jeff Yeager

"Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom."

Quoted in a video game[ READ MORE ]

Keaton Emily

in helaman halls:

girl 1: "he's really cute and i like him a lot but i just learned he's an econ major...."
girl 2: "uhhh dealbreaker&quot[ READ MORE ]

Joel Thunborg

I am not a Utard, I am from Hell![ READ MORE ]

Rachel

"Every night before Satan goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Elder Holland.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tara

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward