Archive for April 10th, 2010

Vanessa

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Nicole Petersen

After going to Divine Comedy a friend said:
Man I haven't had a MO let alone a NCMO!

After I threatened to post this using her actual name she said:
No that is embarassing! I'm almost 20! I should have had a MO by now![ READ MORE ]

Hannah

"Ugh I am SO ready to escape from this library PRISON!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Breann

After going to Divine Comedy a friend said:
Man I haven't had a MO let alone a NCMO!

After I threatened to post this using her actual name she said:
No that is embarassing! I'm almost 20! I should have had a MO by now![ READ MORE ]

Spencer

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Sarah Alvey

Two girls trying to decide which boost to get at the Jamba in the Wilk.
Girl 1: Hmm...I could use and Energy boost, I think.
Girl 2: I wish you guys had a boost that helps with cramps. It could just be ground up Tylenol and you could call it Uterus Happy[ READ MORE ]

Alyssa

After going to Divine Comedy a friend said:
Man I haven't had a MO let alone a NCMO!

After I threatened to post this using her actual name she said:
No that is embarassing! I'm almost 20! I should have had a MO by now![ READ MORE ]

Teresa

Two girls trying to decide which boost to get at the Jamba in the Wilk.
Girl 1: Hmm...I could use and Energy boost, I think.
Girl 2: I wish you guys had a boost that helps with cramps. It could just be ground up Tylenol and you could call it Uterus Happy[ READ MORE ]

Jenna

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Jose

Two girls trying to decide which boost to get at the Jamba in the Wilk.
Girl 1: Hmm...I could use and Energy boost, I think.
Girl 2: I wish you guys had a boost that helps with cramps. It could just be ground up Tylenol and you could call it Uterus Happy[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward