Archive for April 9th, 2010

Monica

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Shelley Denison

girl giving a talk on the importance of Temples in stake conference tonight: "Mawiage! Mawaige is wot bwings us togeder, today. Mawaige....dat bwessed awangement.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Michelle Symmons

In the Cannon Creamery -- Guy to girl "Yeah, I am looking for a place to light my couch on fire. Got any ideas?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Scott

"Let's get a room, I wanna smell your armpits&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tracy

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Sara Collet

One guy to another guy (in reference to his apparently budding romance): "Yeah, we're totally holding hands and snuggling now... You know... just livin' the dream.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tara

girl giving a talk on the importance of Temples in stake conference tonight: "Mawiage! Mawaige is wot bwings us togeder, today. Mawaige....dat bwessed awangement.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Scott

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Katilynn Harris

random guy in front of the JFSB singing "pioneer children sang as they walked" while he was going to class[ READ MORE ]

Jordan

One guy to another guy (in reference to his apparently budding romance): "Yeah, we're totally holding hands and snuggling now... You know... just livin' the dream.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward