Archive for April 8th, 2010

Miranda Nicole Andrews

Boy: "You can't go to bed until you've been banged!"
Girl: "Why do you keep banging me? Is it my turn yet?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Miranda Nicole Andrews

Girl: "He's dead... That means he can't bang me.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Shelby

Girl with her parents points at the Widstoe building: "This area is called the fishbowl."
Incredulous mom: "Fishbowl?"
Girl: "At least that's what I call it.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Shannon

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Kati

Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."
Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"
Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."
Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]

Lindsay Bragg

"The 3-fold mission of the church is actually a 4-fold mission: Proclaim the gospel, perfect the saints, redeem the dead and build tunnels&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kate Erekson

classical civ class talking about Cannibalism...to which someone responds ....
"have you ever tried it?"
"cannibalism? no..."
"I mean i just want to know what humans taste like...."

i'm sure she had a thought process[ READ MORE ]

Megan Camille

Girl 1: President Uchtdorf is not 80! Late fifties--old yet attractive. I mean, he's like the Mormon George Clooney!

Girl 2: Ok, I do NOT feel comfortable thinking about an apostle that way.

Girl 3: ...bet his wife does[ READ MORE ]

Miranda Nicole Andrews

Girl: "I'm so excited to start banging!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Bryson Loughmiller

Dr. Nelson in Bio 100:
"So, protruding chins make us human....That must mean Jay Leno is a super human!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward