Archive for April 7th, 2010
Guy 1: What's in there?Guy 2: Marriage and Family.Guy 1: Weird. . [ READ MORE ]
Teacher: "How could we improve this vegetarian female's diet, keep in mind she is concerned with fat and calories."Students: "She doesn't get enough calcium, she needs dairy products. Maybe some milk?"Other guy: "She could eat breakfast cereal with skim milk."Teacher: "Skim milk tastes like water. She won't drink i[ READ MORE ]
"I don't have hobbies. I've mastered everything."-Dr. Sowby[ READ MORE ]
Someone was playing a Jon Schmidtesque version of "Dark Blue" on the piano in the Wilk Terrace[ READ MORE ]
Girl 1: Hey do you want to go swimming?Girl 2: Sure! (with concern in her voice) Oh but I think I might get wet[ READ MORE ]
Girl outside the JKB: "I'm always paranoid that the things I say to my friends are gonna end up on Overheard."[ READ MORE ]
In the Cannon Center, Girl: "YAY FOR ADUL...tery...." haha, she realized what she was yelling half-way through the word "adultery"[ READ MORE ]
more like not overheard. Two girls in the Wilk, one of whom was on the phone, saw each other, waved hello, hugged, waved goodbye, and walked away all without saying anything[ READ MORE ]
It would be like Barrack Obama being the prophet[ READ MORE ]