Archive for April 6th, 2010

Craig Daniels

Pre-Missionary: "I don't have a girl-friend, I have a wife!"
Interesting side note, they haven't held hands yet[ READ MORE ]

Lisa Burgon

Guy on the phone in the library: "I just called cuz I wanted to add a new name to the mix. Scout. yeah Scout. Ok so Now we got Scout and Nala."
- I hope this guy isn't naming a child[ READ MORE ]

Emma Tan

Professor: Yeah, his (President Uchtdorf) native tongue is German, he speaks English better than ME, and he's fluent in Russian. Did I get in the wrong line at the pre-existence or what!

[Same professor, same class]

Professor: Yes, I'm old enough to remember when the Ensign came out.
*Student whistles once really loudly*[ READ MORE ]

Chelsea Gibbs

professor: did anyone go see clash of the titans?
girl: I did, and I'm really regretful about it. I read all these reviews beforehand saying it was bad, but I just...
professor: you ignored the still small reading voice[ READ MORE ]

Katy Dupree

bom professor: ksndfoiawe? it sounds like you guys are singing the second verse of a hymn![ READ MORE ]

Michæl Jåmie Jøhnstön

“Our Catholic and Protestant friends have a hard time with that. Shades of God? They'd light themselves on fire and run out of the room!” -Doctrine and Covenants Professor [ READ MORE ]

Michael Murdock

Random trivia question on a food container:
"Which significant event in history occurred before the telephone, light bulb, gas power car and even the airplane was invented?"
(yes, the wrong chronological order, poor grammar, and utter idiocy of the question were all original - the answer had to do with the founding of th[ READ MORE ]

Carmen Brooksby

After the Women's Chorus had finished singing "My God is a Rock" in the forum today, a guy behind me said, "Yeah! That should be Testing Center music!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Hans Farnbach

Two guys in the Cannon talking about swearing...
Guy 1: I don't see why not.
Guy 2: Well we're told we should avoid swearing
Guy 1: AVOID. Doesn't mean we can't.
Guy 2: Yeah, like we're told to avoid premarital sex.
Guy 1: Ah, but that one is easier to avoid, as I get horny less often than I get angry[ READ MORE ]

Kealani Taeoalii

girl: "i think ms. frizzle (from the magic school bus) and bill nye (the science guy) should get married.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward