Archive for April 5th, 2010
A girl near the Benson building, "I don't understand vegetarians, why would you eat something like plants, which give us oxygen gas that we breathe instead of cows which give us carbon dioxide, which kills us?"[ READ MORE ]
My buddy just went into a lecture called "The Role of the Spirit in Engineering." *facepalm[ READ MORE ]
Book of Mormon Professor, while discussing conferance: "Elder Holland could speak on green cheese and be inspiring."[ READ MORE ]
During a discussion in Anthropology about reproducing with siblings:-It would take like 3 generations for defects. Why do you know this?-I watch House[ READ MORE ]
"Then they had a sex party like no other"-David Crandall, Anthropology [ READ MORE ]
Professor: "....and Tuna eat Dolphins."Girl to Professor: I think you meant to say "Dolphins eat Tuna...."Professor: That's why you get married[ READ MORE ]
Younger Sister: I don’t even know what PMS means. Older sister: It’s right before the time of the month when you turn into a witch. Little brother: That happened to me once&#[ READ MORE ]
while watching the scene in the sound of music where the baroness tells maria she was blushing in the captain's arms and maria slaps her hands to her cheeks, my roommate said, "OH DEAR, I blushed?! How un-nunly of me!!"[ READ MORE ]
