Archive for April 5th, 2010

Robert Owens

OK, this was at LDS Business College: "OK, let's get to what you really want to hear about. Let's talk about sex... That is what this class is about." (In Preparation for Eternal Marriage; subject: Intimacy in Marriage)[ READ MORE ]

Amy Henrie

Two woman talking.
Woman 1: ...he's my home teacher.
Woman 2: (laughs) Well, I married the bus driver[ READ MORE ]

Brittany Bishaw

University Advisement Center Guy:

"Picking a major is like picking a husband.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Scott Goldsmith

2 guys leaving the testing center..
"Ya come over we can play wii craps all weekend!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Aimee Bret Bench

Girl 1: What do you think you're doing?!
Girl 2: My baby daddy[ READ MORE ]

Alexander Blastoise Poulsen

During the Duke vs. Baylor Championship game:
guy 1 "I've got to go give a blessing"
guy 2 "WHAT? who would have the GALL to get sick right now?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Megan Jeffries

"If I was a man... I'd totally jump me.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Liz Franco

"Marriage is not for someone still wearing Quicksilver...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Elise McAllister

Little kid at the Bean Museum: "THEY SHOT SANTA'S REINDEER!!!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kenny Seymour

"I know for a FACT today is NOT your birthday, you dirty rotten sack of poo!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward