Archive for April 4th, 2010

Seth Burdette

girl to another girl: would you rather your husband have a ponytail or has already had sex[ READ MORE ]

Patrick J Kane

in the creamery

"If you put your whole fist in it and then squeeze, it makes a cool popping sound&quot[ READ MORE ]

Nicole Shaw

Stupid girl in physical science class: "Well, what if we don't want to take the final?"
Professor, with an utterly somber expression: "Then you will fail....and go to Outer Darkness&quot[ READ MORE ]

Kaitlin Cooper

This was said a few weeks ago in FHE: "Do you like my shirt? ... On you?" Haha, my FHE group has moments like this fairly often :)[ READ MORE ]

Shelly Elizabeth Darrington

My roommate: If I ever create my own world, I'm making all the animals baby animals. Forever![ READ MORE ]

Stephen Bolster

Sunday morning Conference:
President Eyring- we are now pleased to hear from president Uchdorf...
My cousin- he is so hot![ READ MORE ]

Benji Schwimmer

Hey!!! Anyone want to be in a Music Video Tuesday afternoon/evening???.... my band is filming a music video at Saltaire and we need extras of all ages to be a part of a music video that's very positive and uplifting in nature... check my band out The Weekend Forecast!!! Thanks! Message me any questions... thx[ READ MORE ]

Lynnae Jackson

"Sacrament meeting talks should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the topic and short enough to keep things interesting.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Annie-Sinéad

International Student Girl in a meeting: "I really think that mouth to mouth is the best way..."
*confusion*
Boy: "I think that you mean word of mouth.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tiffany Cadwell

girl: I'm a really good kisser and right now my talent is going to waste![ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward