Archive for April 3rd, 2010

James Meiling

Boy: I have pictures of temples as my desktops and I consider Taylor Swift a temple.
Girlfriend: That's a temple you'll never get a recommend to[ READ MORE ]

Jodi Mikolajcik

Girl one: "Why is it so cold?"
Girl two: "Because it's Zion and it sucks.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Emma Tan

Psych class: (slightly altered; I forgot the exact wording)

TA: You know how during the Relief Society broadcast the Presidency tells the women how beautiful and amazing they are and how wonderfully they're doing and that they love you and everything? Well, during the Priesthood session the brethren are telling us to do this and do that or we'll go to hell[ READ MORE ]

Ethan Taylor Marston

my roomate (in a nasally voice): "I can't see anything without my glasses!"

Oh, Velma.
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Jodi Mikolajcik

at the social dance lab, guy to his friend: "This song is so romantic. I kind of feel like falling in love right now. Too bad I don't have anyone to fall in love with...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ben Christensen

There are craploads of procreation happening here![ READ MORE ]

Emma Tan

Elder Holland:

"We will shout it from the rooftops, or maybe even at general conference."

"Do not throw open the door, serve them tea and crumpets, and show them where the silverware is. *Beat* You shouldn't be serving tea anyway."

I know everyone heard him and it's not at BYU but HE'S THE MAN! (Well, one of fifteen :P)[ READ MORE ]

Michelle Denise Valentine

My half of the room is the third that's clean[ READ MORE ]

Jeff Yeager

"It's hard for me not to attack you.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Alicia McIntire

Friday night at a party- Eat, drink, and be marry for tomorrow we have General Conference![ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward