Archive for April 2nd, 2010

Marissa Getts

"I was visibly frustrated after reading 3rd Nephi. My roommate asked me what was wrong, and I couldn't very well tell her, 'The wickedness of the Nephites.'&quot[ READ MORE ]

Krystle Wahnschaffe

"there are couples everywhere"
"well that is because its mating season. duh.&quot[ READ MORE ]

Natasha نادية Watts

Also, the other day I heard a woman say, "If April showers bring May flowers, do April blizzards bring May . . . gizzards?&quot[ READ MORE ]

Tara ‘Tooth’ Hale

"yeah so you have a skirt on?..............yeah...&quot[ READ MORE ]

Dallin Barton

BYU Signiture cards are like Monopoly money, it is only useful while you're on the board[ READ MORE ]

Daniel Winegar

girl: why are you all sweaty? what's that smell?
boy: it's the man your man could smell like.
girl: sick! good luck proving that!
boy: yeah? (flings hair at girl; sweat sprays her.) congratulations.
girl: uhh! for what?!
boy: you're now pregnant[ READ MORE ]

Natasha نادية Watts

My creative writing teacher told us about a joke email she sent saying that Beyonce had converted and was going to be the General Relief Society 2nd counselor. One of the students said, "I can see it now. Her first talk will be titled: To All the Single Ladies . . .&quot[ READ MORE ]

Candice Bellows

Usage professor: "Thank you for giving a reason for what I KNOW was right!&quot[ READ MORE ]

Ahlin Griffith

said through a 2 way radio in brigham square:

"Cosmo sighting in the bookstore, there has been a Cosmo sighting in the bookstore."

they were totally serious[ READ MORE ]

Kiley Miller

While watching Dirty Dancing, during a make-out scene, girl
one suddenly bursts out saying, "Nom nom nom!"... The two other girls
turn and look at her slightly confused kind of giggling. Then girl one
exclaims, "what?!? I was saying No no no...". The two other girls rupture
into hysterical laughter[ READ MORE ]

Overheard In The Ward