Archive for April 1st, 2010
In my Math lab about a graph:Student: It looks like a marijuana leaf.TA: I've seen it.Student: You've seen a marijuana leaf?TA: I've seen the graph.Later...TA: It does some weird stuff.Student: The graph or the marijuana leaf?TA: Both[ READ MORE ]
My roommate told me this story today: Her personal finance professor was lecturing with powerpoint. When he changed slides at one point picture of somebody wearing a U of U t-shirt and he professors head pasted to it tilting from side to side. He said "what...the heck?!" The slide after that said April Fool's Dad!!![ READ MORE ]
religion professor: "Put that in your religious pipe and smoke it..."[ READ MORE ]
Seen in a hallway in the JKB:Girl (eyes red, nose running, visibly upset): "You just won't tell me WHY!"Guy (anxious): "Um, can you be quiet? I don't want this to end up on Overheard at BYU or anything--"Girl: "Then why didn't we have this discussion OFF CAMPUS?!"Jerk[ READ MORE ]
1: you know what a booty call is, right?2: a what?1: its where you accidently call someone when you sit on your phone[ READ MORE ]
-in a jazz rehearsal trying to figure out how long the drum solo should go:"Just follow the Spirit."[ READ MORE ]
During a discussion on the ghost in Hamlet...Student: "From a doctrinal perspective…"Professor: "He should’ve asked him to shake hands with him."Only at [ READ MORE ]
"we've hung out twice already why haven't we kissed?!"[ READ MORE ]
D&C professor: "My poor daughter, she broke the cardinal commandment of freshmen; she fell in love with a preemie."[ READ MORE ]
Guy: This is the MARB! Not marble, but the MARB! Take out the -le, and it's just as good![ READ MORE ]
