In the middle of the Wilk atrium
Guy 1: Hey how was your trip to idaho??
Guy 2: It was great! I didn't even hook up!
Guy 1: you didn't??? (Starts yelling and standing up) YOU MADE OUT WITH A COW AND NOW HAVE WHAT?????
Guy 2: NO NO NO
Guy 1: No they call those S…T….(sits down awkwardly realizing he's yelling)